"The prince fought valiantly.
He slayed the dragon.
The princess cried for days.
She loved that dragon."
The stories fairytales don’t tell (via caliginosity-)

oh-so-pleasant:

how many hospital visits do you think st. mungo’s gets from people using engorgio spells on their dick

teenscoolest:

we live in the era of smart phones and stupid people

forged-by-fantasy:

  “I am no ordinary woman. My dreams come true!”.

just-pennies:

I’m crying.

It’s better to stand by someone’s side than by yourself.

bringingbrainyback:

dont-giggle-at-the-crime-scene:

slutforandy:

hero-ofthis-story:

knoxtinymoons:

Always read the books. This is why they are so much better than the films.

He was meant to have a human death

to show he was just human

a twisted human

he was supposed to die like a mortal

not turn into fucking butterflies

follow the butterflies

The sharp knife of a short life, oh well
I’ve had just enough time

Plot twist:

  • favorite character: survives